Fire Risk Assessors and Auditors Required

[William 29]

http://www.totalfireservicesltd.co.uk/about-us/work-us/

[colin todd]

Giz a job, mate.

[nearlythere]

Giz a job, mate.

You in Benedicts again?

[William 29]

Giz a job, mate.

You interested Sir!? Will have to check your competency level? 

Mad busy atm moment, guessing the same everywhere and quality people are hard to come by!

[colin todd]

Ah your job spec did not specify quality people. I hereby withdraw my application as I do not meet the spec.

[William 29]

Ah your job spec did not specify quality people. I hereby withdraw my application as I do not meet the spec.

I am sure it did? 

[nearlythere]

Ah your job spec did not specify quality people. I hereby withdraw my application as I do not meet the spec.

I am sure it did?  

It didn't. Just asked for IFE & IFSM.

[William 29]

"You will need to demonstrate a proven track record in conducting and writing fire risk assessments and reports in a wide variety of premises to the highest of standards. You will also be required to manage your own workloads, be self-motivated and work to tight deadlines for submission of the FRAs.

A detailed understanding of risk analysis will be required as opposed to just advising and quoting current fire safety guidance and standards. All our assessments are completed in a Fire Risk Management Web Portal and as such exceptional report writing and IT skills will be required due to the high volume of FRAs we provide for our clients".

[Owain]

All our assessments are completed in a Fire Risk Management Web Portal and as such exceptional report writing and IT skills will be required due to the high volume of FRAs we provide for our clients".

must be able to do your own typing on a laptop balanced on the steering wheel between appointments

[jayjay]

I thought all new fire risk assessments was just a case of ticking boxes nowdays?

[AnthonyB]

All our assessments are completed in a Fire Risk Management Web Portal and as such exceptional report writing and IT skills will be required due to the high volume of FRAs we provide for our clients".

must be able to do your own typing on a laptop balanced on the steering wheel between appointments

Increasingly common......

[nearlythere]

All our assessments are completed in a Fire Risk Management Web Portal and as such exceptional report writing and IT skills will be required due to the high volume of FRAs we provide for our clients".

must be able to do your own typing on a laptop balanced on the steering wheel between appointments

Increasingly common......

Increasingly!

[Owain]

I thought all new fire risk assessments was just a case of ticking boxes nowdays?

must be able to use a trackpad and ctrl-click on a laptop balanced on the steering wheel between appointments

[William 29]

Should have said....common sense expected......if you don't have any, don't apply.

[colin todd]

Bit hard on retiring LFB inspecting officers  that isn't it, Willie?  I am withdrawing my application, as you are clearly Northerncentric.  You can cancel my company Mercedes and my leather chair.