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Offline kurnal

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« on: October 24, 2007, 09:02:47 AM »
A further guidance document was published yesterday. Available for download here:

http://www.communities.gov.uk/documents/fire/pdf/animalpremisesfull

Also the guide to good practice and enforcement

http://www.communities.gov.uk/documents/fire/pdf/guidance1enforcement2005
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 01:30:04 PM »
Had a quick look at the document and particularily Section 4.
If ever there was an case of complete and utter incompetance and stupidity by a guidance author this is it.
Someone has picked up the hotels guidance and drawn pictures of horses and cows in the bedrooms.
Dead end corridor conditions being made up to 1/2 FR with partitions and 1/2 FRSC doors for horses to go through is absolutely ludicrous in the extreme and the only thing missing from this comic are more cartoons.
Anyone who went to an equestrian establishment and made these suggestions to the owner would be considered an idiotic fool.
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 01:45:43 PM »
See what you mean- had to check it was not April 1st.

One cow per bedroom of course.  Very realistic.

Trouble is the slurry and straw on the floor keeps getting caught up in the self closer.
Hope the curtains are flame retardant.
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2007, 03:29:07 PM »
They cannot be serious, please tell me this is a joke!!! How did the cows get up the stairs??????

I love the diagram showing the horse in the inner room!
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 04:11:09 PM »
Page 79. Anyone got any idea how the cows got downstairs to their bedrooms?
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2007, 04:44:28 PM »
Push bar panic bolts on the lion's den? and where's the guidance on travelling circuses?
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2007, 05:09:37 PM »
Quote from: PhilB
They cannot be serious, please tell me this is a joke!!! How did the cows get up the stairs??????

I love the diagram showing the horse in the inner room!
How do they ensure the horse points the right direction for the vision panel?
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 06:30:57 PM »
It's not April the 1st is it? Or is it something DCLG were supposed to publish last April 1st but have just managed to complete it?
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 11:38:50 AM »
Have you checked out diagram 27 on p75?????

nearly there- no VP on this one! as for p79, how did the lack of handrails get past the BCOs?

Don't they appreciate animals like a sea view? especially from upper floors!


Seriously though, the only people getting rich here are the horse psychiatrist and the builder, as they go mad with boredom and reduce the FD30 to matchwood.
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2007, 12:09:01 PM »
Anyone know where I could get the measurements for access routes, turning circles and hammerheads for a wheelbarrow please?
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2007, 12:11:25 PM »
you're just not taking this seriously are you!!!!!

 What colur wheelbarrow are we talking about?
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2007, 01:16:48 PM »
Should the fire safety order be ammended so that "relevant persons" also includes "Relevant animals"

Im frankly disgraced.

Has anyone considered the destiny or safety of herds of poor defenceless sheep, cattle or goats trapped by fire in a barn or field caused by a petrol juggling horse with arsonistic tendencies? Wheres the guidance for them.

What about Emu's and Osteriches? They bury their heads in the sand and so wouldnt be able to hear the alarm or see through a vision panel. No mention of them is there eh?

Shouldn't goldfish be entitled to Means of Escape?

Self closing cat flaps already exist... but what about the type you can lock off at night to prevent your puddy cat running off - shouldnt they be linked into a fire alarm with of course the obligatory green break glass facility to ensure they realease in the event of fire

Gerbils ! save the gerbils...

Im off now to contemplate what just happened here. This new guide has pushed me over the edge.
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2007, 01:41:05 PM »
Well I hate to say this but I have to confess something and it concerns an animal or animals. No, not that. I have abandoned the code hugger gang and joined the great unclean. That band of honourable rebels who I thought were without cause. I can see me quite happily now ingoring the books and, just by using my common sense part of my remaining brain, running off perfect RAs at leisure.
What has given me this new found confidence in myself?
Well firstly, anyone who takes me to court for failing to adbide by the expert advise of a code of practice will have to explain to the judge the rational behind the application of the Animal Premises and Stables comic book.
Secondly, if Her Majesty's Government cannot take fire safety and risk assessments seriously how the hell do they expect anyone else to?
Case dismissed. Thank you M'Lud

Dear Administrator. Please remove any seriously derogatory remarks I have made in the past about Risk Assessors. They are not such a bad lot really.

Right Daisy my love. Where are you darling?
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2007, 01:50:11 PM »
Pure comedy.
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2007, 02:11:10 PM »
probably the funniest thing i have ever read. incompetence of the highest order.
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