Author Topic: New Guide- horses and animal establishments (Read 28413 times)

finsp · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2007, 04:47:09 PM »

? cannot be for real!!!!!!!!!

jokar · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2007, 07:24:56 PM »

I have found a llama things in this document. I cannot understand how the horse is supposed to se out of the iner room window when he is facing the wrong way. Is that the but end of this joke book?

Ricardo · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2007, 07:27:16 PM »

Kurnal

Cant get your 1st link to open, can you help

A further guidance document was published yesterday. Available for download here:

http://www.communities.gov.uk/documents … emisesfull

kurnal · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2007, 07:39:44 PM »

Try this
http://www.communities.gov.uk/publications/fire/firesafetyanimal

messy · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2007, 08:46:05 PM »

This is my first time on the site for a couple of days and for the last few minutes I really didn't get the joke.

But then I clicked on the link and I agree, it is hilarious.

I didn't realise that the DCLG had signed up Paul Merton as an adviser

finsp · « **Reply #21 on:** October 25, 2007, 10:42:25 PM »

Thats it, the job is f****d!!!! how can we seriously enforce with this nonsensical rubbish!!!! I give up, think ill retire and do risk assessments for the RSPCA!!!

Nearlybaldandgrey · « **Reply #22 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:15:18 AM »

I can't believe they have published this ...... and to use the standard diagrams?

Complete madness!!

Anyway, I'm now doing the risk assessment for my hamster cage .......... does the hollowed out coconut shell constitute an inner room?

CivvyFSO · « **Reply #23 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:18:48 AM »

Working from THAT guidance???

Apparently you cannot lead a cow down steps, so a stay put policy with some form of supression is clearly required. Best get the fire engineering company in!

Also, the poor horse in the inner room... Are we not bothered about a fire in the room with the horse in? Or will he/she see it and evacuate?

Have they given any thought to the amount of methane cows produce, and covered the explosive risk?

Frought with danger these animal establishments...

Nearlybaldandgrey · « **Reply #24 on:** October 26, 2007, 10:13:27 AM »

Will a stable block no longer be able to use hay and straw?

As a source of fuel that will need eliminating, is there a product that will do the same job but pose less risk of accelerating fire growth and spread?

Oh the dilema!!

messy · « **Reply #25 on:** October 26, 2007, 08:52:38 PM »

Is this what is known as 'Stable Door' legislation??

johno67 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:06:21 PM »

How many animal references can you get into fire safety terminology then? I'll start you off: (fish, reptiles etc as well)

means of eSKATE
emergency WHITING
fire aLLAMA
PLAICE of safety
STOAT control system

PhilB · « **Reply #27 on:** October 27, 2007, 11:51:38 AM »

Protected newt.

Asp..irating detector

Cold smokeSEAL

finsp · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2007, 10:30:31 PM »

Phil..........NO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

PhilB · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2007, 10:40:46 PM »

sorry old boy...I must get out more!

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Author Topic: New Guide- horses and animal establishments (Read 28413 times)

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