David, I'll now have to report you to the RSPCA for encouraging the mistreatment of a St Bernard by not confirming that your proposals included adequate sustenance for the animal
Sorry Wiz ... and the St Bernard.... or is it A St Bernard......??
Should have clarified.... The Dog would obviously require full training, food and water provided by competent persons appointed by the responsible person having consulted all relevent and interested parties. It would also no doubt need counselling from a highly trained bunch of "specialists" should it ever be called in to action to carry out the job it's been trained to do.
There would have to be adequate signage above the heated kennel warning people to keep clear, and not feed the dog in case it has a nut allergy.... and all residents would need to have rabies jabs "just in case".
But rest assured, if someone needs rescuing, as soon as the dog has been prepped, method statements provided, risk assessments submitted, queried, returned, rewritten, approved, signed off and all PPA has been adorned, and provided it doesn't conflict with one of those way out extremist religious holidays .... like Chrismas...... the dog will be there first thing in the morning.
oh yes........ please leave the thumb lock in the open position.........