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FIRE SERVICE AND GENERAL FIRE SAFETY TOPICS => General Interest => Topic started by: Thomas Brookes on April 05, 2009, 04:27:20 PM

Title: Ebay Fire Risk Assessments
Post by: Thomas Brookes on April 05, 2009, 04:27:20 PM

Just seen this on ebay, it seems to be a Kitchen Company offering fire risk assessments.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Fire-Risk-Assessment-For-premises-3000-square-metres_W0QQitemZ380112692751QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_3?hash=item380112692751&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318

Title: Re: Ebay Fire Risk Assessments
Post by: Galeon on April 05, 2009, 06:11:16 PM

I will wait to fill up with diesel at the garage and get mine there , along with a sausage roll and a can of pop ;D

Title: Re: Ebay Fire Risk Assessments
Post by: nearlythere on April 05, 2009, 09:11:54 PM

Technically incorrect and misleading and riddled with spelling mistakes.
Anyone who can't spell professional certainly can't be one.

Have I now made Kitchen-R-Us more professional?

Title: Re: Ebay Fire Risk Assessments
Post by: kurnal on April 05, 2009, 10:20:19 PM

Looking at their feedback they dont seem to have sold any.

Hey anyone fancy buying one of my Kitchuns? There right good and proper chipboard none of that old fashuned wooden owsyerfather..

Title: Re: Ebay Fire Risk Assessments
Post by: Galeon on April 05, 2009, 10:30:06 PM

I have met a few butchers in my time but kitchen suppliers is a new one on me , I think we need a new section in the forum for kitchens and popular Mrs Beeton recipes.

Title: Re: Ebay Fire Risk Assessments
Post by: nearlythere on April 06, 2009, 08:01:42 AM

Quote from: kurnal on April 05, 2009, 10:20:19 PM

Looking at their feedback they dont seem to have sold any.

Hey anyone fancy buying one of my Kitchuns? There right good and proper chipboard none of that old fashuned wooden owsyerfather..

K. I think your comments are rather purile. Purile? Well, you get 1lb of tomatoes and a blender (built in is good) and ...................

Title: Re: Ebay Fire Risk Assessments
Post by: Simon72 on May 19, 2009, 12:46:48 AM

perhaps they have employed an old fire extinguisher engineer who claims to have found the answer to the credit crunch. or maybe its just a prank? Yeah thats what it is its a prank! 'oh god i hope it is or we're all doomed'

simon >:(