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FIRE SERVICE AND GENERAL FIRE SAFETY TOPICS => Fire Safety => Topic started by: colin todd on March 10, 2018, 12:55:08 AM

Title: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 10, 2018, 12:55:08 AM

We have vacancies in the south of England and in the north of England for experienced fire risk assessors and fire engineers.  These posts are PAYE positions, not sub-contract, and are home-based.  Good remuneration, bonus scheme and company car.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: Fire Monkey on March 12, 2018, 10:19:14 AM

Great. If I don't survive the restructure with my current employer...........

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: Messy on March 12, 2018, 02:31:58 PM

Is this vacancy open to ex LFB staff Colin? Just wondering ::) ::)

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 13, 2018, 08:12:00 PM

Unlikely Davey. Not impossible, but unlikely, as a good standard of training is required (unless a qualified fire engineer).  Any ex staff of any SFRS would be good-Surrey, Suffolk or Scotland-, or GMC , West Mids (even if they have the accent) West Yorks etc etc. None of them chew gum while talking to duty holders. In your case, of course, as you know, I have done my best to give you free training where your erstwhile employer probably let you down (no fault of yours).

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 13, 2018, 08:13:12 PM

Chimpy, what about even if you do survive.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: William 29 on March 14, 2018, 06:49:30 PM

Giza job?

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: Fire Monkey on March 15, 2018, 08:09:46 AM

Always ready to listed to offers.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 16, 2018, 12:33:12 AM

Listed to, chimpy?

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 17, 2018, 10:54:09 PM

Any applications should be sent with a full cv to recruitment@cstodd.co.uk

Look forward to hearing from you, Davey and Chimpy.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: Messy on March 18, 2018, 01:41:19 AM

Quote from: colin todd on March 17, 2018, 10:54:09 PM

Any applications should be sent with a full cv to recruitment@cstodd.co.uk

Look forward to hearing from you, Davey and Chimpy.

I would love to apply and be interviewed. But I really cannot imagine you could beat the package I am on (which includes a bubble gum machine on my desk of course!!). Thanks for the invitation though.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: William 29 on March 19, 2018, 09:26:56 AM

Quote from: Messy on March 18, 2018, 01:41:19 AM

Quote from: colin todd on March 17, 2018, 10:54:09 PM

Any applications should be sent with a full cv to recruitment@cstodd.co.uk

Look forward to hearing from you, Davey and Chimpy.

I would love to apply and be interviewed. But I really cannot imagine you could beat the package I am on (which includes a bubble gum machine on my desk of course!!). Thanks for the invitation though.

Is the MD's position available?  ;)

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 20, 2018, 08:29:31 PM

NO but sometimes, Wullie, when I read the crap being spoken by so called experts I could make it vacant.  In the meantime, we would also like to take on an operations manager if that is of interest to anyone.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: Bruce89 on March 21, 2018, 08:21:11 AM

Operations Manager?

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: SeaBass on March 21, 2018, 12:37:06 PM

Yeah, you know. The bloke who manages the lobotomies that CT wants to perform on members of a certain municipal fire brigade.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: William 29 on March 21, 2018, 02:28:43 PM

Quote from: colin todd on March 20, 2018, 08:29:31 PM

NO but sometimes, Wullie, when I read the crap being spoken by so called experts I could make it vacant.  In the meantime, we would also like to take on an operations manager if that is of interest to anyone.

 ;D :o

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 21, 2018, 11:01:19 PM

Yes, Bruce Almighty, is it not clear from the syntax.  Operations manager.  A person who manages the operations of the company.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 21, 2018, 11:04:32 PM

Not municipal, Freshwater Salmon. Metropolitan.  I think it might count as microsurgery.

Title: Re: Consultants required
Post by: colin todd on March 22, 2018, 09:40:05 PM

For clarity, as well as consultants and fire engineers we have an opening for a new position as operations manager, or for someone with senior experience as operations director.