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Title: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: tmprojects on April 01, 2011, 12:11:14 AM
In an Announcement today by the Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. Colin Todd was confirmed as the new councillor to replace Brian Coleman as head of the London Fire and Emergency Planning Authority.

Colin said of his new appointment 'I have always admired the work of the LFEPA, and look forward to becoming the figurehead that represents the LFEPA in all its good work'.

http://fire.org.uk/forum/index.php?topic=5342.0
Title: Re: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: Davo on April 01, 2011, 09:18:58 AM
Well done CT
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Title: Re: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: colin todd on April 01, 2011, 10:11:04 PM
My first initiative will be to bring back all secondees from whom the ratepayers might reasonably expect some proper work, like cleaning fire station floors with a toothbrush.
Title: Re: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: Big A on April 05, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
In an Announcement today by the Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. Colin Todd was confirmed as the new councillor to replace Brian Coleman as head of the London Fire and Emergency Planning Authority.

It would make Authority meetings more entertaining.

Title: Re: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: colin todd on April 06, 2011, 12:58:19 AM
fank yoo kindly big a guv, I'll buy yoo a lily the pink wun day fer 'at.

My God, I can speak LFEPAish already!
Title: Re: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: Midland Retty on April 06, 2011, 12:56:14 PM
The concept of Scottish cockneys was invented by Chris "Cor Blimey Guvnor'" Houston, our intrepid forum administrator. It led to the term "Scottney" entering the general vernacular.

Therefore Colin, we are pleased to officially declare you a full fledged Scottney. Yor a proppa landannnnaaaa now!
Title: Re: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: BLEVE on April 06, 2011, 09:27:53 PM
I thought it was an April fools joke ...
Title: Re: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: tmprojects on April 07, 2011, 10:02:51 PM
My first initiative will be to bring back all secondees from whom the ratepayers might reasonably expect some proper work, like cleaning fire station floors with a toothbrush.

you'd give them a toothbrush! too kind. too kind.
Title: Re: New Appointment for Colin Todd
Post by: kurnal on April 07, 2011, 10:54:16 PM
My first initiative will be to bring back all secondees from whom the ratepayers might reasonably expect some proper work, like cleaning fire station floors with a toothbrush.

you'd give them a toothbrush! too kind. too kind.

I found such tasks particularly rewarding. Including the toilets. Especially having pinched the bullying Subs toothbrush from his locker first.