Automatic Detector Removal

[Graeme]

Luckyis the food

he talks mince

[Graeme]

However you are all invited to a house-warming drink in my new room later this week where I will take the opportunity to ask you all searching questions about beam detection.

RSVP

brilliant. can i bring my Mechanno set?

[Wiz]

brilliant. can i bring my Mechanno set?

That will be great. Try not to let the bits rattle in the box as you walk the corridor.-Lucky has super-sensitive hearing.

[Graeme]

wiil do and i will bring along a flask of warm lemon tea

[kurnal]

And I will bring my ammeter and diode tester so that when we unplug the detector to smoke something dodgy we can be sure that mr Kirchoff will  go next door and down the corridor and will  still alert the matron when she burns the toast.
Is your bag of tea still attached to your leg Greame?

And if we are lucky you may share some with us.

[Wiz]

I'm concerned. All our plans may be shot. I've just overhead the doctor say most of the residents in here are ******* bonkers and Matron saying she's going to break out the restraints. I might try to escape tonight. Lucky wants to go with me. I don't think he's up to it - he's still imagining he can see dinosaurs.

[Gasmeter]

I wouldn't want to give Kurnal nightmares, but we have over 200 buildings mostly with Vigilon systems!

[kurnal]

Thats good news. 200  on your side of the Irish Sea means they aren't on my side. If you want to borrow my hammer I will gladly post it to you.

[kurnal]

Long time resident and agitator, CT, tried it a few months ago and no-one has heard from him since!

CT did escape along with DaveB shortly after I won my scholarship to the home. I think they may have not liked me blaming them for causing the end of civilisation as we know it. Matron says I am paranoid - but who wouldn't be when people are plotting my downfall all the time?
I think CT is held in another institution now due to his inability to stop his pen quivering over  blank pieces of paper and writing new rules for us all to fall out about. Theres a new one coming out soon on green boxes. Still it all brings payday I guess. And its better than him doing elvis impressions.

[Gasmeter]

The hammer would almost certainly be more use than the manual!

[Wiz]

I think CT is held in another institution now due to his inability to stop his pen quivering over  blank pieces of paper and writing new rules for us all to fall out about. Theres a new one coming out soon on green boxes. Still it all brings payday I guess. And its better than him doing elvis impressions.

So it's..

One for the money, two for the..... any offers?

[Wiz]

Long time resident and agitator, CT, tried it a few months ago and no-one has heard from him since!

CT did escape along with DaveB shortly after I won my scholarship to the home. I think they may have not liked me blaming them for causing the end of civilisation as we know it. Matron says I am paranoid - but who wouldn't be when people are plotting my downfall all the time?
I think CT is held in another institution now due to his inability to stop his pen quivering over  blank pieces of paper and writing new rules for us all to fall out about. Theres a new one coming out soon on green boxes. Still it all brings payday I guess. And its better than him doing elvis impressions.

Have you noticed that the person in question (or is it an impersonator ( Elvis?)) has returned?

It's always good to have a past resident back with us in The Home For The Slightly Bewildered. But is he o.k.? So far, he is just shuffling around a room humming Happy Birthday  at the moment. Do you think THEY may have got to him?

[Steve Brisbane]

Never had any problem with mcps. But the nightmare still is waking up with the room on fire because your alarm hasnt doe a proper job.





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