But Messy, it's all fascinating stuff, cos its much more important that a woman is not offended by calling her dear, than saving life from fire in buildings-get with the times. When I did a course for the soon to be providers of your pension, they were more interested in my assertion that dyslexics rool KO and that Scots people are mean than anything I had to say about fire safety. It was all so interesting that in the greatest fire brigade in the whole of..............well....a well known capital city, one cannot brainstorm without upsetting epileptic people apparently. Equally, they told me it was ok to say that a central heating system should be man enough to heat a building without portable heaters. It's quite confusing, but, as I say, fascinating.