Heat detection (halls of residence)

[Midland Retty]

I wasn't clever enough to go to university, nor a polytechnic, alas I only barely made it into college... a proper one, and also that one down in Moreton in Marsh

[CivvyFSO]

Moreton is not a proper college?

Dammit!

Anyone got any good ideas for getting crayon off a C.V?

[Clevelandfire 3]

I thought Moreton was a glorified bar and sports complex.

[SamFIRT]

All colleges and universities are. !!!!

At least the students at Moreton are drinking at their own expense not their parents 

[colin todd]

Retters, in my eyes you will always be a graduate from the University of Life, (hons First class).  Forget these wallahs with fire engineering degrees.  Its people like wot you and I is who done things at the sharp end and ave breaved smoke that make the wurld go round. All this edukashun aint no good, you can shake a degree at a fire all day but it dont go out. I am sorry that contrary to your human rights they dished out the cruel and unusual punishment of sending you to Moreton, but hopefully, as in the case of some firenet members (Past or present) you found a nice lady to fornicate with.

Samuel, have you checked all the expense claims before asserting that the drink was at their own expense.

[CivvyFSO]

I thought Moreton was a glorified bar and sports complex.

Wouldn't go quite as far as saying 'glorified', but I do like going there.