Sorry about the spelling of Southark (sic). I have banned the word from all PCs in the office, much as the greatest fire brigade in the whole (or is it hole) of London bans politically incorrect terms from their PCs. I am glad to hear however that some of them THINK. This is real progress of a type not seen since wee Malcolm Smith was ACO and did a good job trying to put fire safety on a professional basis.
Last time I was at Mr Big's (code name , the Commissioner) secret location, I found the railway arches where they park the company Lamborghinis quite sinister. Was that really just water that dripped on my M&S suit, or was it a deadly fluid containing an virus for which there is no cure. What did the man who looked like Phil Mitchell mean when he said will you be here all day, guv. Was that some form of code? What did those Eastern European words mean as on driving out I told him to come to me to get the dosh, rather than me having to get out the car.
If they can make people with anything other than a 1965 Ford Anglia park in this dank, sinister twilight zone, they can do anything, including disrupt the intenet in the pursuance of Metropolitan F&RS domination.
