Big Al, Always keen to help an old station officer, I can explain the Irish legislation to you, if you want to put 4 pennies in the phone box in Bathmat Lock High Street (like when you sent the fireflash mesages). Also, you will find that fire risk assessment and some of the management issues are dealt with under HEALTH AND SAFETY legislation. Further, their fire certificate is issued at the design stage, not like when you began doing the hotels over in 1972. You are right there aren't too many bodies on the street, but then all their fire officers are qualified engineers. We wouldn't have had truck with all these clever clogs in the Bathmat Lock fire service eh? What is it we used to say when you and I were on white watch playing snooker against each other all night- you can shake a degree all day at a fire but it wont go out.