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Offline nearlythere

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Re: Out of interest
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 09:00:35 AM »
Or just marry the cook?  ;)
Why marry her? If she is already a good cook there is no need.
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Re: Out of interest
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2011, 09:01:16 AM »
I would rather have a goblin teasmaid.
I can read an awful lot into that statement.
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Re: Out of interest
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2011, 08:34:06 PM »
I would give the fire bits a miss and go for a butler and cook, the latter preferably  must be Swedish, blond, ex Miss World finalist and 23 the former being blind and dumb.

If I did that there would be no money at all as the divorce lawyers would have taken it all................

Money no object? I've already got an L1 system, CO & natural gas alarms, E/L* and millions of extinguishers, so would probably shell out on an ARC link for property protection and possibly residential sprinklers just for the hell of it!

(I have a Pt 1 system instead of a Pt 6 as it was cheaper due to having the right trade contacts  ;))

* E/L is quite handy as a bulb lowing always trips the fuse board & having the cupboard with the fuses beautifully lit by an 8W bulkhead is far less hassle than fiddling around with a torch which even if you never use it always seems to have nearly dead batteries when you really need it to work....
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Re: Out of interest
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2011, 09:18:22 PM »
I wonder if you wear an anorak when you go out Anthony? ;)

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Re: Out of interest
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2011, 03:41:55 PM »
Oh of course and with the requisite reflective banding to ensure I don't get run over at night...... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Out of interest
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2011, 10:31:20 AM »
money no object...sod the house...permanent residence on a cruise ship....hoping that they had ok fire safety standards

thought i was there on wednesday

05 06 13 21 31 47 (lottery winning numbers)
05 07 13 21 32 47 (my numbers)

still... glass half full...it's 45 quid


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Re: Out of interest
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2011, 10:39:46 AM »
lingmoor

"still... glass half full...it's 45 quid"


You've never visited the Banter Bar then ???


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Re: Out of interest
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2011, 11:07:24 AM »
money no object...sod the house...permanent residence on a cruise ship....hoping that they had ok fire safety standards
thought i was there on wednesday
05 06 13 21 31 47 (lottery winning numbers)
05 07 13 21 32 47 (my numbers)
still... glass half full...it's 45 quid
Knew nobody else had the winning numbers cos I got the full jackpot.
Going to tell the boss on Monday to shove his job up his jacksey. Oops, just remembered - thats me.

How am I going to deal with the avalanche of begging letters you might ask!
Easy. I can now afford to employ a team to send them for me. :P
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