Associate opportunity for self employed Fire Risk Assessors

[SeaBass]

The following link provides info on work opportunities for self employed Fire Risk Assessors and may be of interest to member of this community.   http://www.metrosafety.co.uk/about/careers/46-permanent/398-associate-fire-safety-consultants

Apologies if this is the wrong place for this post, but I've tried contacting advertising and the jobs section but the links don't seem to be working.

[colin todd]

See a haud o a job, col.  I could run MetroSafety (Scotland) Ltd from a wee room in the old Strathclyde HQ.

[SeaBass]

Thank you for your offer Colin, but we already have a considerable Scottish contingent, all of whom never miss an opportunity to explain to anyone who will listen, how much better it is up there than down here.  And strangely enough, two of them still actually live in Scotland.

[colin todd]

Yes, yes yes but cant I be their new manager?

[Owain]

Yes, yes yes but cant I be their new manager?

Do you see yourself as Alex McLeish or John Prentice?

[colin todd]

I hate football.  Is a knowledge of the offside rule a pre-requisite for my new position in Metro (Scotland).