Smoking ban

[Wiz]

Have you heard the one about the guy who's house burnt down and his insurance company refused to pay out because they said they believed he had come home drunk from the pub and fallen asleep in bed with a lighted cigarette. The guy was livid with the insurance company and protested that 'not only was he not drunk - but the bed was already alight before he got in it' !!!!!!

[Tony]

Have you heard the one about the guy who's house burnt down and his insurance company refused to pay out because they said they believed he had come home drunk from the pub and fallen asleep in bed with a lighted cigarette. The guy was livid with the insurance company and protested that 'not only was he not drunk - but the bed was already alight before he got in it' !!!!!!

I presume from this that his wife is pretty hot?  OK, sorry, I'll go to bed now...