Flats FSO Common areas enforcement?

[Midland Retty]

"Rotund" or well built would perhaps be more appropriate terminology

Ah no just been informed by my colleagues in the equality and diversity department that that is innappropriate

You are " generously proportioned" apparently or "short for your weight"

My quips aside for a moment I do think a Firenet get together would be fantastic.

I know there's already another thread on this topic so won't go on too much, but rather than it being just a good excuse for a jolly knees up I think it would be a great place to share ideas, thrash a few things out, and get the perspective from all occupations involved in fire safety.

Plus putting a few faces to a few names would be good. Ive already seen Kurnal's mugshot courtesy of his website, Chris Houston is a damn fine looking creature with the physiqyue of a racing snake, PhilB is erm... anyway enough.

Me thinks we hath strayed merrily from the original thread

[afterburner]

Phil ....... "The most important thing, in my opinion, is the venue, as this is a uk wide forum, it must be central, by my calculations that puts it in Gloucestershire" ........ sorry but Gloucestershire is in the deep south. It not even Central South but the way down the M74 / M6 / M5 type south. Could we have a more central south or even a northern south? Or even better a southern north venue?

[PhilB]

But Dennis Gloucestershire is lovely and a long way from that Clevelandfire blokey........by the way he can only come if he promises not to call me Sunny Jim.

Is offering to bury a hatchet in someones head a term of endearment in Middlesborough?...I expect it is.

Where would be convenient for you...Dundee perhaps??? any way I don't like Iron Bru even when it is mixed with vodka.

No I reckon it should be in the Welly.......not too late Mrs Barry is quite strict about my home time.

[Clevelandfire]

Phil ....... "The most important thing, in my opinion, is the venue, as this is a uk wide forum, it must be central, by my calculations that puts it in Gloucestershire" ........ sorry but Gloucestershire is in the deep south. It not even Central South but the way down the M74 / M6 / M5 type south. Could we have a more central south or even a northern south? Or even better a southern north venue?

At which point does southern north and northern south meet then?

I often bury hatchetts in peoples heads. Its a good way of commanding respect on a watch. I've rteired from all that now.

[Clevelandfire]

"Rotund" or well built would perhaps be more appropriate terminology

Ah no just been informed by my colleagues in the equality and diversity department that that is innappropriate

You are " generously proportioned" apparently or "short for your weight"

Do you write your own material or does someone actually get paid to come up with this?

[The Colonel]

Here's an interesting one on the subjest of common areas of flats following a fire in common areas of flats in Redditch, Worcestershire.

http://www.redditchadvertiser.co.uk/news/ranewslatest/display.var.2144409.0.babies_rescued_from_flats_blaze.php

[Midland Retty]

Here's an interesting one on the subjest of common areas of flats following a fire in common areas of flats in Redditch, Worcestershire.

http://www.redditchadvertiser.co.uk/news/ranewslatest/display.var.2144409.0.babies_rescued_from_flats_blaze.php

Luckily no-one was hurt

Rubbish in communal areas !  Just goes to show doesn't it.

I will be printing that article off to keep in my folder, and everytime a resident or tenant moans at me when I ask them to remove rubbish from common areas Ill show them that

[jokar]

A good job then that there were no extinguishers in the communal areas otherwise someone may have been tempted to put theirs and others lives at risk by trying to extinguish the fire before calling the professionals out.  Goes to demonstrate that the occupiers do not understand what to do with refuse.

[Midland Retty]

A good job then that there were no extinguishers in the communal areas otherwise someone may have been tempted to put theirs and others lives at risk by trying to extinguish the fire before calling the professionals out.  Goes to demonstrate that the occupiers do not understand what to do with refuse.

Absolutely