doctor doctor - i think theirs something wrong with my health
- well, thats not good enough, you have to tell me whats wrong
- but i dont know, i just want to be healthy, cant you offer me some guidance even on how to stay healthy
- no, not nowadays m'lad. it would be far to prescriptive to actually tell you what may be wrong, and then tell you ways on how to make yourself better, even to suggest contacting a specialist who deals in nothing other than your type of issues would just not do!
so what do i do then
- just wait until youre poorly, until something happens, then i can tell you what you should have done to prevent it, oh and when you are poorly, because the things are rundown you will need to pay large sums of money into the local surgery because it will be suffering from lack of funding and huge fines will help it to be able to continue raising money in this way
but cant you just give me something to read, sort of how to make yourself better in a day type book
- well we could but if we did we wouldnt be able to raise finances of you to keep us going would we - next please
id laugh it wasnt so stupid
dave bev