When a large met fire and rescue service in one of the worlds capital cities used to have senior officers who could spell fire safety, an ACO who I very much liked and respected got his fire safety team leaders together and asked them to give him one example of a fatal fire in which the fact that the door was a BS 459-3 door had any bearing on the outcome of a fire. Apparently, they all shufffled their feet and averted their gaze. He told them until they could give him an example, their minions were not to go around like atomatons demanding upgrading of BS 459-3 doors. As it happened, we had shortly before appealed a section 5(4) notice for a sleeping risk that required upgrading of the doors, which auntie lin had said were equivalent in fire resistance to a BS 459-3 door. Well of course, auntie lin cut no ice with the macho ADO of the F&RS in question. Who is she, quoth the ADO and how would she know. See, auntie lin is only a woman, bless her, she doesnt chew gum and she can barely reach the pedals of a red HGV, never mind double de-clutch it, and well, the ADO had been practising fire safely (badly, and practising being the operative word) for three whole years!! Well, we pointed out that the F&RS had a guidance note that said if a door met the test standard at the time it was constructed it was to be accepted, and auntie lin was sure it would meet 30 mins to BS 459-1. The ADO said there was another guidance document that said fire doors had to meet BS 476-22 for 30 minutes. Well what with auntie lin just being a woman, etc, clearly this was all no good to macho man, so at great cost to the client, we had a sample tested to BS 459-1 (being perverse enough as I am to getting a copy of the old standard and furhishing it to the test lab). Guess what, the door did 30 minutes. (Obviously a lucky guess on the part of auntie lin, cos remember she cant send a stop message.) Anyhow, a week before the magistrates court hearing, we received a letter from the F&RS basically saying they didnt like auntie lins doors but that they had decided not to come to Court to tell the lady with the flowery hat and local butcher why. (They, like me, would have loved auntie lin to bits-though not in the Biblical sense- and I expect the lady with the flowery hat and she could have discussed knitting and recipes after the case.) Alas, there is never any continuity of learning in that F&RS, so we all go round the circle time and time again. And Messey wonders why I get frustrated.