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Offline David Rooney

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Re: metal ties
« Reply #60 on: June 17, 2009, 09:14:59 PM »
Quote from: Wiz on June 17, 2009, 10:04:31 AM
No, if it was I would have called it pyro and it wouldn't have been a new invention.

You should know that pyro is more expensive and harder to work with than the newer flexible fire resistant cables.

My invention is, as previously stated, a flexible fire resistant cable at the same costs as existing flexible fire resisting cable but with more widely spaced fixing requirements.

My invention will be available some time in the future, just after the time that I have actually invented it.

Now, leave my invention alone and get back to considering just why you forgot how to code XP95 call points after 10 years of practice  :D

Might i suggest you cut up some old metal coat hangers, straighten them out and insert through the cable to provide a bit ot rigidity.... that or dip the drum in viagra solution prior to installation.....!!
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Re: metal ties
« Reply #61 on: June 17, 2009, 10:44:21 PM »
Quote from: Graeme on June 17, 2009, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: GregC on June 17, 2009, 12:45:58 PM

Email has been sent, now just waiting for the arguments to start as to why its non compliant.....

oh happy days.  been there so many times i get bored of arguing with them now.

Graham, I've been speaking with Greg C about this situation. Why get into an argument with these sort of people? If you are right then you have nothing to argue about. Let them prove you wrong.

Alternatively, employ me to provide an independent assessment. Both you and the other party pay me £1,000 each in advance for my assessment. Only the one who is right receieves their payment back with my independent assessment!

I would guess both you and Greg C are likely to get your money back each time.

If the other party are not prepared to risk the £1,000 then they have no real belief in their argument with you.

Simples! (damn, done it again)

I hope I have thought this new money-making process through properly. This time next year I'll be a miyion air.

p.s. I've got all these crazy ideas today because I'm feeling lucky. Proved a County Court judge wrong earlier today and then came home today to find that I'd won three £25 prizes on the Premium Bonds!
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Re: metal ties
« Reply #62 on: June 17, 2009, 10:48:14 PM »
Quote from: David Rooney on June 17, 2009, 09:14:59 PM
Quote from: Wiz on June 17, 2009, 10:04:31 AM
No, if it was I would have called it pyro and it wouldn't have been a new invention.

You should know that pyro is more expensive and harder to work with than the newer flexible fire resistant cables.

My invention is, as previously stated, a flexible fire resistant cable at the same costs as existing flexible fire resisting cable but with more widely spaced fixing requirements.

My invention will be available some time in the future, just after the time that I have actually invented it.

Now, leave my invention alone and get back to considering just why you forgot how to code XP95 call points after 10 years of practice  :D

Might i suggest you cut up some old metal coat hangers, straighten them out and insert through the cable to provide a bit ot rigidity.... that or dip the drum in viagra solution prior to installation.....!!

Great idea David! I can now use my £75 windfall to buy a stack of used coat hangers and unused viagra!
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