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dave bev · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2005, 07:31:13 PM »

mr todd - your package would be welcome in my kitchen!

ps - i assume you want 2006?

i am at head office next week and will sort it - it will make me happy to know i am personally paying a small amount of dosh to support the capitalist threat of organised slavery often refered to as 'offering opportunities to better ones self in the course of employment'

dave bev

wee brian · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2005, 09:48:04 PM »

Just tell me. Is the diary red?

Paul · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2005, 11:23:48 PM »

As red as old Santa's coat.

colin todd · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2005, 01:02:15 AM »

Typical Union man. Never reads the text before firing off. Did you want tastefully, but skimpily, clad girls or Scottish country scenes. And do you want the calendar sent to your office or home. These are simple question, on which you will not need to ballot the bruvvers.

dave bev · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:22:20 AM »

mr todd. i did assume that the question was retorical! i think you could have safely assumed i would have deposited the tastefully but skimpily clad girls into the nearest waste container!

head office would be good - i can pick it up on monday/tuesday next week

thanks

wee b - perhaps mr t will show you his one day?

smiffy - stop it, youre only encouraging them!

dave bev

messy · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:52:25 AM »

Quote from: dave bev

mr todd - your package would be welcome in my kitchen!

dave bev

Oo er missus.

Careful Colin, Mr Bev is getting a little frisky!

colin todd · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2005, 01:54:21 PM »

Davey, You do believe in drip feeding info dont you. I have just had to phone ''The kremlin'' to get the address. They take AGES to answer the phone. Are you overworking the proletariat switchboard operators. Also, you know I am not one to complain, but when I gave what I imagined would be the normal salutation of 'Up the revolution'' the girl failed to give any form of revolutionary response. Anyhow I got the address, and so have put you on the list. (No not THAT list, the one for Scottish country scenes calendar.) I trust that Wee B treats the good honest working class girls on our girly caleandar with more respect than you intended to, as we have sent him the girly one.

dave bev · « **Reply #22 on:** December 07, 2005, 03:26:33 PM »

didnt they put you on hold and play the red flag? i have arranged for your package to be sent from the kremlin

dave bev

Paul · « **Reply #23 on:** December 07, 2005, 06:00:16 PM »

All this giving of gifts has made a grown man cry!! awww!!!!!

colin todd · « **Reply #24 on:** December 07, 2005, 07:25:21 PM »

Davey, Pauley is a cry-baby. There will be no room for him in the New Order. Put him on the list.

wee brian · « **Reply #25 on:** December 07, 2005, 10:07:47 PM »

Always happy to support our young athletes (that is why they are all in swimwear, isnt it?)

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