National fire door safety week

[kurnal]

But Sir Col if you emmigrate back to the motherland, and they close the borders, there is no way they'd let a shifty-looking Sassenach like me to come in and educate you about the premise of responsible persons.

Midders I give up. When will you learn to spell properly? shifty-looking Sassenach? Theres no F in s****y!

[Golden]

Emigrate!!! You mean they'll be given a choice on whether to go back

[colin todd]

Silver, wee B doesnt live in Surrey. The only civil servants we allow here are those emptying the bins of the champagne bottles. 

[Mike Buckley]

'I want my door to be in Scotland. Obviously, it cannot be in just any building, but somewhere like the Palace of Holyrood or the Scottish Parliament would befit someone of my stature.'

Typical ignore the poor overworked fire door in the basement of some building. Ignored by its owners, who don't care that its seals are missing or its hinges are failing because it is always being wedged open. Spending its short life being battered by trolleys and forced to work far beyond its normal retirement age and finally ending up as a broken wreck still doorfully trying to do its duty for its ungrateful masters.

These doors need liberating and sending into a happy retirement home!

[colin todd]

Michael, such doors can be found in Aldershot and places like that. Not in Edinburgh, where the doors are fit for Kings, because the residents are just that.

[Midland Retty]

Typical ignore the poor overworked fire door in the basement of some building. Ignored by its owners, who don't care that its seals are missing or its hinges are failing because it is always being wedged open. Spending its short life being battered by trolleys and forced to work far beyond its normal retirement age and finally ending up as a broken wreck still doorfully trying to do its duty for its ungrateful masters.

These doors need liberating and sending into a happy retirement home!

I couldn't help but shed a tear there Mike, so sad to hear about their plight, poor fire doors, send round to my house I'm setting up a fire door sanctuary

[colin todd]

Retters, nip down to Kings Heath and you will find plenty of doors in need of sanctuary.