I already attended, Davey, and you didn't as much as buy me a coffee. I am mortally wounded and may never again reply to your posts.
That's not fair Colin. I intentionally sat at the front in order to be first to catch you at the end of the presentation, but I couldn't get near you as I was pushed aside by members of the CT Fan Club (recently merged with the CT hecklers Club) who were excitedly waving their autograph books and photocopies of Article 2.
I was even waiting to ask a question that challenged the assumption by your fellow panel member Mr Jack and his graphs that the huge reduction in deaths and fires were due to a combination of the WP Regs, Furnishing Regs and FSO. I wanted to just remind him and the panel of the significant work done by fire crews in community fire safety in recent years, and dare to suggest it was this work that accounted for the lion's share of the reduction successes.
Sadly, the loud continuous noise from Mr Risk, the chair of the CT Heckler's Club, took up most of the Q&A time, so I was unable to introduce myself to you that way.
For the record , it pains me to agree with a considerable amount of what you said in terms of competence and training of risk assessors and enforcers - and if you had looked closely, I was smiling and nodding agreement with you.
So don't write off our friendship just yet, and just so I know for next time, are you an americano or latte man?