Author Topic: Cpd (Read 23993 times)

Bill J · « **Reply #15 on:** December 01, 2005, 05:08:01 PM »

lol, Willie J, took me a few minutes to realise you meant me, I am only known as that in Glesga.

I did stick my email addy in the post, thanks for the info, I will certainly get in touch with your man, as It seems that the 3.5 day course one of the more serious contenders out there, I note that you said above, that Surrey FRS are considering presenting the same course, do you have a contact for them.

All I need to do now, is convince the boss to shell out for some real training rather that the usual, look it up approach, I cant imagine she will fund a jolly to Ireland, but fingers crossed she might stretch to Surrey.

Thanks for that.

The P Artist formally known as Bill

colin todd · « **Reply #16 on:** December 01, 2005, 07:27:14 PM »

Willie, In Glasgow, they would know you as wUllie, not wIllie. What is it that you actually do for a living? Contact ar Surrey would be Milly o' Ryan of their commercial training arm. Belfast is not that expensive to reach, and you will find that the course cost is very reasonable. If it interests you, let me know , as we often get good rates at hotels over there. Best of luck anyway.

dave bev · « **Reply #17 on:** December 01, 2005, 07:32:35 PM »

colinski - are the courses designed for capitalists as i note you seemingly slip in a capital letter into the middle of a word (normally someones name) every now and again? would an attendee need to be able to spot ten differences between yourself and sir digby jones to gain accreditation for the course?

dave bev

colin todd · « **Reply #18 on:** December 01, 2005, 07:41:01 PM »

Davey:

1. Sir Digby is 4 years older.
2. Sir Digby is not half as good looking.
3. Sir Digby was brought up in an area of the country where the bolshiness makes you seem like Ken Clarke.
4. Sir Digby was a sailor. I get sick crossing the channel.
5. Sir Digby was in finance. I can never work out what our annual accounts mean.
6. Sir Digby is into the Leicester Tigers. I am into rock music.
7. Sir Digby would not like you. I find you mildly tolerable.
8. Sir Digby is a knight. I just stay up all night, writing inane postings on Firenet during breaks from workload.
9. Sir Digby likes rugby. It always seems to me to be played by men with odd shaped balls.
10. Sir Digby ran the flora marathon. I take the car to the top of the drive to get the newspaper out of the box.

Where is the comparison?

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dave bev · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2005, 04:28:01 PM »

mr todd, i note your answer to 'potential' difference number 7. to suggest that old 'diggers' wouldnt like me is an outrage, an affront to my personal dignity,

but then again you may be right.

would anyone else care to try to spot ten differences between mr todd and santa? i know that they both like plum pudding so that is obviously a similarity and not a difference!

dave bev

colin todd · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2005, 01:15:58 AM »

May I start the ball rolling. I am not a down and out red all over. Will the Rack cancel Xmas when he comes to power by the way?

dave bev · « **Reply #21 on:** December 05, 2005, 05:22:17 PM »

colin, i asked if anyone else -would like to try to spot ten differences - i wouldnt expect santa to reply, so i dont think you should either. it would seem unfair if you replied and he didnt.

ps, i make no comment re cancelling christmas!

dave bev

colin todd · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2005, 12:51:32 AM »

Ok Davey, I shall say no more on that matter. However, I would point this out to you. There was once three men walking down the street, a conservative voting member of the FBU council, a kind and generous Scotsman and Santa Clause. Suddenly, they spot a fiver lying on the ground. Which one stops to pick it up?

wee brian · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2005, 08:48:26 AM »

Is this is a trick question?

Big A · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2005, 09:19:22 AM »

Quote from: wee brian

Is this is a trick question?

Yes. There are no conservative voting members.

and =D

colin todd · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2005, 01:43:41 PM »

I will await an Answer from Davey, or a correct answer from someone else, before revaling all!

Paul · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2005, 02:47:36 PM »

I would say the Scotman 1st as I have met many a kind Scotman, but never a generous one and maybe this suggests that you are more likley to meet santa than the aforementioned!!

he he he!!

colin todd · « **Reply #27 on:** December 06, 2005, 05:55:55 PM »

Paul, You are on the right lines. The answer is santa clause. It must be him, as the other two are merely mythical characters, who, in real life, do not exist.

Paul · « **Reply #28 on:** December 06, 2005, 07:20:19 PM »

To be honest I was going to say that but it was too obvious. Couldn't resist a dig at my Scotish friends..........in good humour all the same.

Graeme · « **Reply #29 on:** December 06, 2005, 07:27:58 PM »

you have to have money to be tight,so that stereotype does not apply to me.

Mr Smith-that's two T's in Scottish.

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