You lot probably have been reading the lies printed in history books about a guy call Raleigh who allegedly sailed to the four corners of the world and found the potato.
Rubbish. He never got as far as Dublin where he spent manys an evening in Temple Bar getting lashed on Liffey Water. That was where he discovered the humble spud, took back to blighty and served it up to Lizzie as a bag of chips. That, by the way, was when chip pan fire first started.
Anyway, if he had stayed a little longer he would have discovered the many toppings and dressings that have been used to decorate the chip bag oft found in the hands of manys a staggering Oirishman nowadays.
Cheesy chips are a delicacy difficult to find on the mainland. There is also the gravy chip, curry sauce and chip and chilli sauce and chip starting to make inroads.