Wow thats pure genius NT
Where do I sign and how soon can you start?
As you are the first to order MR you can have it at my cashback offer. Please forward me your credit card details including the security number so that I can refund £200 to your account when you start to use the system.
Listen NT £25000 and 25% control of the company is my final offer ...or Im out.. and you will find yourself talking to that crossed eyed guy with the big ears sooner than planned.
Do you really expect me to share the spoils of the training aid of the century with a paranoid flunky from West Mids and Staffs for a measily £25000 and 25%. I'd rather take my chances with a Nigerian ex pat trying to release billions from a Swiss ban account promising to make me a multi millionaire by the time I'm 97.
However in the absence of any other offers I will send the contract post haste for your completion. Page 293 is just legal mumbo jumbo which you will find quite boring to read but you can take it from me that it is all above board and you don't have to bother wasting time going into the nitty gritty of it. Just sign at the bottom.
Welcome on board partner. I will not be available for our first board meeting. I have a FRA to carry out of a wheelie bin in the Carribean somewhere and may take some time.
