Flats FSO Common areas enforcement?

[PhilB]

but he may have a defence of due diligence if  the occupier was causing the problem….perhaps he’s an objectionable so and so from Cleveland!

Im not objectionable matey boy.

What ever made you think I was refering to you Clevelandfire?

No offence was taken it's good to debate on here.

When the Civvy & Retty finalise the details of the pub meeting....not too near any conifers....with no reliance on emergency egress windows........and Kurnal & Wee Brian put a few quid behind the bar...well they are very principle members....I will don my anorak and join you for a pint....but none of that weak northern bitter with loads of froth on the top that you Cleveland types like to sup.

[kurnal]

Personally i think Kurnal is wrong in saying case law wont ever come to light. There are enough firms of solicitors out there now who will take cases free of charge if they feel they are going to win. Furthermore a lot of large companies own flats in swish blocks to temporarily house relocated high fglying employees and can afford to contest any litigation. Im weary of this subject now for we will never know the true answer until case law is written. Which pub are we visiting.

I hope your right Cleveland we need case law. But an appeal against an enforcement notice is only likely to be awarded costs rather than compensation as is the case in the civil courts. I have never yet met a client with appetite for an appeal. The big boys and multi nationals may well take one on but are more likely to contest the colour of exit signs clashing with the corporate image than a fire door in a decrepit tower block.

Where does Cleveland sit on the Ale trail? Just south of the famous Brown Ale of the Tyne that would make such a mess on PhilBs white  casual slacks?

[Clevelandfire]

but none of that weak northern bitter with loads of froth on the top that you Cleveland types like to sup.

look dont start me off again we were just becoming good friends

[CivvyFSO]

Do I need to buy a hat?

[Clevelandfire]

No I wouldn't come inbetween you two

[Midland Retty]

[When the Civvy & Retty finalise the details of the pub meeting....not too near any conifers....with no reliance on emergency egress windows........and Kurnal & Wee Brian put a few quid behind the bar...

Right Mr Phil " Tony Stamp / Matey Boy" Barry
 
It would be marvellous to drink with such fire safety legends as you, Kurnal, Wee Brian, Civvy FSO,Jokar, Wiz and the other regulars here but alas Mrs Retty would have none of it (Unless great uncle colin of todddddd was around to keep an eye on me)
 
Now considering that after a few gallons of the brown stuff you would probably kick off with both Colin Todddd and Clevelandfire (with his infamous bodily function related retorts) Mrs Retty's dynamic risk assessment would tell her I should be kept indoors and made to regrout the tiles in our bathroom rather than getting involved in any of that sort of thing.
 
Not only that Im in the dog house for saying Rose Everton's name out loud in my sleep - quite innocent but you try telling Mrs Retty that!
 
I suggest therefore we meet at my local pub handily called " The Office". That way I can phone the 'mrs' up late one friay afternoon and tell her "im stuck in the office".... and technically I would not be fibbing [hic]
 
The first round is on Chris Houston , being Scottish his wallet could do with some excercise, look out for the moths though.
 
I must point out however that persisiting in the wind Clevelandfire is forbidded at the bar accept on bank holidays..
 
Gank you and thoodnight
 
PS: PhilB the Bacontree sandwiches there are the best youve ever tasted.
 
Shhh must be quiet now, the connifers are out to get me, the connifers i tell you.... theyre coming!!.
 
Nuuuurrrrrrssse Im out of bed again!

[PhilB]

[When the Civvy & Retty finalise the details of the pub meeting....not too near any conifers....with no reliance on emergency egress windows........and Kurnal & Wee Brian put a few quid behind the bar...

Right Mr Phil " Tony Stamp / Matey Boy" Barry
 
It would be marvellous to drink with such fire safety legends as you, Kurnal, Wee Brian, Civvy FSO,Jokar, Wiz and the other regulars here but alas Mrs Retty would have none of it (Unless great uncle colin of todddddd was around to keep an eye on me)

Yee the fun you can have in fire safety...tell them hairy backed ops guys...and they won't believe you.

Perhaps...just perhaps ...it's not such a silly idea.......why not a Fire Safety Forum get together one day in the distant future...I promise to be nice to Toddy & Cleveland...Civvvy can don the hat...I like the idea of Chris as moderator buying most of the drinks..followed by the principle members......the number of rounds bought being proportional to the number of posts....Slubberdegullion could do the sums for that.

The most important thing, in my opinion, is the venue, as this is a uk wide forum, it must be central, by my calculations that puts it in Gloucestershire.

...and we should have a raffle...think of the prizes......Prof Everton could draw the tickets!!!

[Clevelandfire]

Now considering that after a few gallons of the brown stuff you would probably kick off with both Colin Todddd and Clevelandfire (with his infamous bodily function related retorts) Mrs Retty's dynamic risk assessment would tell her I should be kept indoors and made to regrout the tiles in our bathroom rather than getting involved in any of that sort of thing

For safety reasons I don't think i should be allowed within a 50 mile radius of PhilB

If your wife's dynamic risk assessment means you grout tiles then so be it, the rest of us will be down the pub. if I were you show her who wears the trousers

Yee the fun you can have in fire safety...tell them hairy backed ops guys...and they won't believe you.

Fire Safety still appears to be a thing of black magic wizzardry and taboo to the ops personnel, you can't say guys these days by the way

...and we should have a raffle...think of the prizes......Prof Everton could draw the tickets!!!

Yeah whoppeedoo !

First prize = A replica PhilB anorak
Second Prize= Signed copy of "how to wee in the wind and influence people" by myself
Third Prize = All expenses paid trip to Fire Service College stopping in the top class accommodation there

[jokar]

Wow,
whose safety?
all shades of grey, no ethnis colours involved unless you count the dead!
I have my own anorak, done that, not very succesful, I got wet and have been there to many times in a long past.

[wee brian]

I've been in the bar at the college - Its not nice and the beer has suspicious lumps in it.

[PhilB]

do they have bars at the college?? I hadn't noticed.

[kurnal]

I've been in the bar at the college - Its not nice and the beer has suspicious lumps in it.

There you go you see- even the lumps in the beer at the college are cynical!

Get it down yer neck- protein is good for you

[CivvyFSO]

I promise to be nice to Toddy & Cleveland...Civvvy can don the hat...

Would the hat in question have a big 'D' on it?

I assure you that any failings in my knowledge can be firmly blamed on the Moreton instructors. 1) A scottish fella and 2) a shorter, dark haired, well spoken, southern(ish) fella named Phil. (I shall resist the temptation to say 'ever so slightly tubby looking')

I am quite possibly returning to good ol' Moreton this year for more 'learning of stuff' so with some good timing this may all be possible for me. Mine's a Boddingtons.

[Midland Retty]

We were taught by a tubby side leaning cockney PC Tony Stamp look a like when we attended the college

I also "had" (that is to say was instructed by) two scottish fellows.

One called Slim Jimmon who constantly got lost and another unweildy feiry spikey blonde chap called Marty who regaliled us about his drunken shannigans in the deep Scottish ghettos. Its was all very "Taggart"

Alas none of these guys haunt those corridors at the college anymore.

[PhilB]

I promise to be nice to Toddy & Cleveland...Civvvy can don the hat...

Would the hat in question have a big 'D' on it?

I assure you that any failings in my knowledge can be firmly blamed on the Moreton instructors. 1) A scottish fella and 2) a shorter, dark haired, well spoken, southern(ish) fella named Phil. (I shall resist the temptation to say 'ever so slightly tubby looking')

I am quite possibly returning to good ol' Moreton this year for more 'learning of stuff' so with some good timing this may all be possible for me. Mine's a Boddingtons.

Well that couldn't possibly be me I'm not short, dark haired or well spoken, unless I was the Scottish person....no definately not me.

and I've told Retty before I look nothing like that PC Stamp blokey....it's him that looks like me.

Slighlty Tubby indeed...how very dare you!!!