Baldy, I am horrified that my sweat and labours have been relegated to the dusty loft of Baldy Towers, the mortgage of which is paid for by the same poor taxpayers as you want to pay, directly or indirectly, for the change of pefectly good detectors. In any case, is your dust laden, loft copy SIGNED by the author?? I think not. My offer stands. You will not get a better deal anywhere. I am prepared to throw in a signed photograph. There is no point in haggling because this is my best offer.
Wullie, your money is safe. Your Scots education has stood you in good stead in the gambling field. Do you happen to know the numbers for tomorrow night's lottery, so I can retire from this unprofessionally practised profession? If so, according to statistics THEY would rather you did not know, you have more chance of hastening my departure thereby than anyone dying from fire in the bedroom of fire origin anywhere in the UK in the next 12 months.
Midland. As someone whose career began in veterinary medicine, I abhor the idea of sacrificing canaries. I have three miscreant cats to whom I constantly lecture on the wrongs of depleting the bird world, though as they are Burmese they speak not a word of English and look at me with the lack of understanding exhibited by some of those who would try to undermine the advice given by the good and WISE Sir Ken to the Secretary of State that IN ONE PARTICULAR Hotel (similar to thousands of others), heat detectors satisfied the FSO.